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Steven Tyler

Alternate Lyrics

Here are some of the alternate lyrics that Steven Tyler has used when performing live...
 BACK IN THE SADDLE
from: That'd make a grown man cry
to:      That'd make a dead man rise
 BIG TEN INCH RECORD
from: She said now stop that jivin'
to:      She said stop that bullshit
 BLIND MAN
from: a blind man, who changed night into day
to:      a blind man, who could talk me out of my pay check
 DREAM ON
from: Dream until your dreams come true
to:      Dream until your balls turn blue
from: All the things you do, come back to you
to:      All the things you do MOTHERFUCKER come back to you
to:      All the things you do Little Mama come back to you
from: Sing for the laughter sing for the years
to:      Sing for the last time you had a beer
 DUDE (LOOKS LIKE A LADY)
from: Dude looks like a lady
to:      Do the fuckin lady
from: Or who you gonna love by your lover
to:      Or what your gonna wear by your lover
 FALLIN IN LOVE (IS HARD ON THE KNEES)
from: Your bad to the bone, and your girlfriend agrees
to:      Your bad to the bone, and your pussy agrees
to:      Your bad to the bone, and your bitch agrees
 GIRLS OF SUMMER
from: Pretty face inside a song
to:      Pretty face inside a thong
from: It all depends on what you think about the girls of summer
to:      It all depends on what I sink inside my girl this summer
 HANGMAN JURY
from: Stand on the rock that Moses done stood
to:      Stand on the rock Joe Perry done stood
from: Me and my old lady, sittin in the shade, talkin about the money that I ain't made
to:      Me and the busboy sittin in the shade, talkin bout the first time we got laid
to:      Me and my ol' lady sittin in the shade, talkin' bout the first time we got laid
from: Drank so much hooch it made eyes be gettin' blurry
to:      Smoked so much shit . . . .
 HOLE IN MY SOUL
from: I sleep with my boots on, but you're still in my head
to:      I fuck with my boots on, and you still fuck with my head
to:      I fuck with my boots on 'cause you fuck with my head.
 I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING
from: I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
to:      I Don't Want To Kiss Her Thing
 JADED
from: You've Got Your Mama's Style
to:      You've Got Your Mama's Smile
 JANIE'S GOT A GUN
from: He jacked a little bitty baby, the man has got to be insane
to:      He raped a little bitty baby . . .
 LAST CHILD
from: When you're rockin the street
to:      When you're drummin your beat
to:      When you're jogging your meat
from: Hand's on the plow and my feets in the ghetto
to:      Hand's on the plow and my dick's in the middle . . .and fuckin'everybody!
 LIVIN' ON THE EDGE
from: Livin' on the Edge
to:      Lick it on the Edge
to:      Lickin out a wedge
to:      Pickin out a Wedge
from: And everybody knows it's wrong
to:      And everybody knows it's fucked
 LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR
from: Show you how to fax in the mailroom, honey And have you home by five
to:      Show you how to fax to the bathroom, honey, Let me suck you off one more time
from: I'll kiss your sassafrass
to:      I'll kiss your sexy ass
to:      I'll kiss your big Dallas ass (sung in Dallas, of course)
to:      I'll kiss your funky ass
to:      I'll lick your fucking ass
from: Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
to:      Lickin' the pink but I'm tastin' brown
from: Lovin' it up 'till I hit the ground
to:      Lovin' it up 'till I'm upside down
from: In the air, in the air
to:      In her hair, in her hair
 MAMA KIN
from: Sleepin late and smokin tea
to:      Sleepin late and smokin weed
to:      Sleepin late and smokin me
to:      Sleepin late and suckin weed
to:      Sleepin late and suckin me
to:      Sleepin late and fuckin me
to:      Sleepin late and suckin Joe-Per-ry
 MILK COW BLUES
from: I'm sick of all your cryin', when you should be leavin' me alone
to:      I'm sick of all the bullshit that's been passin my ass around
 MONKEY ON MY BACK
from: I was the evil leader of the pack
to:      I was the evil leader of the pack . . .or was that CRACK?
 MOVIN' OUT
from: No one knows the way but maybe me
to:      No one knows the way but Joe Perry
to:      No one knows the way but Joe and me.
to:      No one knows the way of the Joe Perry
 RAG DOLL
from: Don't mind, come on up and see me
to:      Kramer's such a sleazy
from: She's tryin to tell me I'm an old dream, a new version of the old scene
to:      She's tryin to tell me I'm an old dream, a hot mama with the vaseline.
from: Get crazy on the moonshine
to:      Fucked up on the moonshine.
 SHUT UP AND DANCE
from: Talk is cheap, shut up and dance
to:      Talk is cheap, shut up and dance . . that's right Mr. Critic
from: Can't do jack
to:      Can't do shit
 SWEET EMOTION
from: Standin' in the front just a shakin your ass, take you backstage take a drink from my glass
to:      Standin' in the front just a shakin' your tail, and expectin' my daddy to pay your bail
from: A month on the road and I'll be eatin' from your hand
to:      A month on the road and I'll be fuckin in your hand
to:      A month on the road and I'll be cummin in your hand
to:      A month on the road and I'll be lickin up your hand
to:      A month on the road and I'll be suckin on your gland
to:      A month on the road and I'll be eating all your friends
from: Can't say where I'm gonna be in a year
to:      I can't tell ya honey where I'll be in a year . . .maybe down your pants
from: I can't say baby where I'll be in a year
to:      I got the garage but I'm parkin' in the rear
 TRAIN KEPT A ROLLIN'
from: Sweet little woman get along, on your way
to:      Sweet little woman get the hell out of here, on your way
 WALKIN' THE DOG
from: Silver buttons up and down her back
to:      Silver buttons up and down her crack
 WALK THIS WAY
from: Just gimme a kiss
to:      Just gimme some head
 WHAT IT TAKES
from: All those late night promises, I guess they don't mean a thing
to:      All those late night promises, I guess they don't mean a shit
from: Tell me who's to blame for thinking twice
to:      Tell me who's to blame for blinking twice
to:      Tell me who's to blame for throwing rice
to:      Tell me who's to blame for chewing ice
 WHAT KIND OF LOVE ARE YOU ON?
from: When Jack took Jill up that hill / She charged his ass a quarter / well he flipped his lid, cause what she did / Ah, she shouldn't hadn't aughta
to:      Jack took Jill up that hill / To get a pail of water / I flipped my lid over what he did / Shoulda' kept his hands off my daughter!

Some of this was taken from Nicole's Aerosmith Tribute Page
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