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Eat The Rich
(A Little South Of Sanity)

(Tyler/Perry/Vallance)

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  Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

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WAKE UP KID IT'S HALF PAST THE YOUTH
YEAH AIN'T NOTHIN' REALLY CHANGIN BUT THE DATE
YOU A GRAND SLAMMER BUT YOU NO BABE RUTH
YOU GOT TO LEARN HOW TA RELATE
OR YOU'LL BE SWINGIN' FROM THE PEARLY GATE YAH-HAH
GOT ALL THE ANSWERS AND LO AND BEHOLD
YA GOT THE RIGHT KEY BABY
BUT THE WRONG KEY HOLE-YO

HUH

YEAH-AH
WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN'
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED
AND HOW I GOT TA THINKIN'
ABOUT ALL THOSE THINGS YOU SAID
ABOUT ORDINARY PEOPLE
AND HOW THEY MAKE YA SICK
AND IF CALLIN' NAMES KICKS BACK ON YOU
THEN I HOPE THIS DOES THE TRICK

'CAUSE I'M SICK OF YOUR COMPLAININ'
ABOUT HOW MANY BILLS
AND I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR BITCHIN'
'BOUT YOUR POODLES AND YOUR PILLS
AND I JUST CAN'T SEE NO HUMOR
ABOUT YOUR WAY A LIFE
AND I THINK I CAN DO MORE FOR YOU
WITH THIS HERE FORK AND KNIFE

EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
I TAKE ONE BITE NOW COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
I TAKE ONE BITE NOW SPIT OUT THE REST
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SO I CALLED UP MY HEAD SHRINKER
I TOLD HIM WHAT I'D DONE
HE SAID YOU BEST GO ON A DIET
I HOPE YA HAD SOME FUN
AND DON'T GO BURST A BUBBLE
ON THE RICH FOLK WHO GET RUDE
'CAUSE YOU WON'T GET IN NO TROUBLE
WHEN YA EATS THAT KINDA FOOD

AN' NOW THEY'RE SMOKIN' UP THEIR JUNK BONDS
AND THEN THEY GO GET STIFF
AND THEY'RE DANCIN' AT THE YACHT CLUB
WITH MUFF AND UNCLE BIFF
BUT THERE'S ONE GOOD THING THAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU TOSS YOUR PEARLS TO SWINE
THEIR ATTITUDES MAY TASTE LIKE SHIT
BUT GO REAL GOOD WITH WINE

EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
YA TAKE ONE BITE NOW COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
TAKE ONE BITE NOW SPIT OUT THE REST

BELIEVE IN ALL THE GOOD THINGS
THAT MONEY JUST CAN'T BUY
YOU WON'T GET NO BELLYACHE
FROM EATIN' HUMBLE PIE

I BELIEVE IN RAGS TO RICHES
YOUR INHERITANCE WON'T LAST
TAKE YOUR GREY POUPON MY FRIEND
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
I TAKE ONE BITE NOW COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
TAKE ONE BITE NOW SPIT OUT THE REST
EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
TAKE ONE BITE NOW COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
DON'T STOP ME NOW I'M GOIN' LOCO
EAT THE RICH
THAT'S MY IDEA OF GOOD TIME BABY

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