Big Ten Inch Record

GOT ME THE STRANGEST WOMAN
BELIEVE ME THIS TRICK'S NO CINCH
BUT I REALLY GET HER GOIN'
WHEN I WHIP OUT MY BIG TEN INCH

RECORD OF A BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
WELL A BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
SHE JUST LOVE MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF HER FAVORITE BLUES
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LAST NIGHT I TRIED TA TEASE HER
I GAVE MY LOVE A LITTLE PINCH
SHE SAID NOW STOP THAT JIVIN'
NOW WHIP OUT YOUR BIG TEN INCH

RECORD OF A BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
WELL A BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
SHE JUST LOVES MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF MY FAVORITE BLUES

I-I-I COVER HER WITH KISSES
AND WHEN WE'RE IN A LOVER'S CLINCH
SHE GETS ALL EXCITED
WHEN SHE BEG FOR MY BIG TEN INCH

RECORD OF THE BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
WELL A BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
SHE JUST LOVE MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF HER FAVORITE BLUES

MY GIRL DON'T GO FOR SMOKIN'
AND LIQUOR JUST MAKE HER FLINCH
SEEMS SHE DON'T GO FOR NOTHIN'
'CEPT FOR MY BIG TEN INCH