(Mose Allison)
I'M NOT TALKIN'
THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA SAY
TA THINK I COULDN'T DECEIVE HER
IT SEEMS I REALLY SCREWED HER
USED TA THAT CONCLUSION
SHE'LL ONLY A CONTUSION
WELL THAT'S ONE THING
I COULD DO WITHOUT
whoa
I'M NOT TALKIN'
THAT'S WHAT I GOT TA SAY
I THINK I GO AN' GET HER
I'M GONNA KNIT A SWEATER
MY COOK'S EVE'LUTE HER
AH KEEP MY ASS FROM LOOSIN'
UH DON'T CALL ME BABY
I'LL CALL YOU
I'M NOT TALKIN'
THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA SAY
I BELIEVIN' I TRY AN' GET HER
I AIN'T ON THINGS THAT MATTER
I'M GOIN' ON VACATION
AIN'T GONNA BE IN THE NATION
WELL THAT'S ONE THING
I COULD DO WITHOUT
Whooo
whoa
I'M NOT TALKIN'
THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA SAY
WELL YOU COULD DRAW A CONCLUSION
IT ONLY SPREADS CONFUSION
AW THINGS LIKE THAT'LL GET HER
THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MATTER
WELL THAT'S ONE THING
I COULD DO WITHOUT
Awright.
One more. One more. What'a you wanna hear?
What's your request?
No no no. See I-I can't hear ya.
So what ya got, no-no, what ya got to do is say it,
say it all at once.
One two three
Eat The Rich?
Toys In The Attic?
Tell Your Ma Tell Your Pa Our Love's Gonna Grow
Oowah Oowah?
Sticky Sticky Stambone No So Rambo How Ta Bitabasket
Tamma-ranna New No?
Or maybe my favorite:
Kemmo Caimo Upstair Upstair Ma-hai Ma-home The Rump
Sticker Pumper-Nicker Soup Bang Nipcat Pardon But
Ya Can't Be Heard?
No, not that one.
Mike you got a favorite?
I know Somethin' off of sticky fingers right?
ha-hah
Is there a fat lady in the audience?
We can't stop 'til we find a fat lady.
Aw yeah is there any fat lady in the audience?
Someone has got to come up and sing man.
See the fat gotta sing and that means it's over.
Joe my brother, did you bring your wig?
Yah-ha-haa
whoo
I like this.