(Tyler)
aah y-yeah
yeah yeah
STAGECOACH LADY
HOURGLASS BODY
MAKIN' THINGS GLOW IN THE NIGHT
WELL SHE WOULD IF SHE COULD
AND SHE'D BE GOOD IF SHE WOULD ONLY BE A LOVER
SHE'D BE OUT TONIGHT
'CAUSE I'M A BAD
LONELY SCHOOL BOY
AND I'M A RAT
BUT IT'S TOO BAD
I CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT
SALT LAKE CITY
SALT LICKIN' BITTIES
BOGUS HONEY STINKIN' A' GIN
SAID MY DADDY WAS HARD
HIS FACE WAS PRETTY SCARRED
FROM KICKIN' ASS AND PLAYIN' POKER TO WIN
'CAUSE I'M A BAD
LONELY SCHOOL BOY
AND I'M A RAT
AH TOO BAD I CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT
AH THAT'S TOO BAD
ow y-y-yow
TOO BAD CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT
LOOSE OLD LADY
MY MAMA KATY
CHIVALRY WAS BORN AT HER FEET
I SAID THEY SHOULDA THOUGHT TWICE
WHEN PA SHOT HIS DICE
THE NIGHT SHE PUT MY DADDY TA SLEEP
'CAUSE I'M A BAD
LONELY SCHOOL BOY
AND I'M A RAT
TOO BAD CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT
SAID IT'S TOO BAD
LORD IT'S TOO BAD
SAID IT'S TOO BAD
LORD IT'S TOO BAD
SAID IT'S TOO BAD
LORD IT'S TOO BAD
SAID IT'S TOO BAD
LORD IT'S TOO
Oh thank you