(Weismantel)
I TRIED
I
WHY WHY WHY
what pain's for
WELL I GOT ME THE STRANGEST WOMAN
BELIEVE ME THIS CHICK NO CINCH
BUT I TRIED TA GET HER GOIN'
WHEN I WHIP OUT MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF THE BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
WELL A BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
SHE JUMPED ON MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF MY FAVORITE BLUES
yna yna yneah
LAST NIGHT I TRIED TA TEASE HER
I GAVE MY LOVE A LITTLE PINCH
SHE SAID STOP YOUR TALKIN'
AND WHIP OUT YOUR BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF THE BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
WELL THE BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
SHE JUST LOVES MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF MY FAVORITE BLUES
I-I-I COVER HER WITH KISSES
AND WHEN WE'RE IN A LOVER'S CLINCH
SEEMS SHE GETS ALL EXCITED
WHEN SHE BEG FOR MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF THE BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
WELL THE BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
SHE JUST LOVE MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF MY FAVORITE BLUES
Mister Whitford
Go Uncle Jack
WELL MY GIRL DON'T GO FOR SMOKIN'
AND LIQUOR JUST MAKE HER FLINCH
SEEMS SHE DON'T GO FOR NOTHIN'
'CEPT FOR MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF THE BAND THAT PLAYS THE BLUES
WELL BAND THAT PLAY THE BLUES
SHE JUST LOVE MY BIG TEN INCH
RECORD OF MY FAVORITE BLUES