Lord Of The Thighs
(Pandora's Box)

  She was Trudy
  A star stuck fan
  All she wanna do is climb down my pants
  I said

  Mister Whitford

  yeah
DOWN TO WHO KNOWS WHO JUST TA SOCIALIZE-AH
I'M WAITIN' FOR MY GIRLS WHEN YA CAUGHT MY EYES-AH
OO YA GOT THE WAYS TO MAKE A MAN HONEY
YOU GOT TA UNDERSTAND
I'M YOUR MAN CHILD
LORD OF THE THIGHS

WELL LORDY MY GOD WHAT DO WE GOT HERE
WELL SHE CRAWLIN' ACROSS THE FLOOR
MAKE 'EM PERFECTLY CLEAR

OO YOU'RE THE BAIT AND YOU'RE THE HOOK
SOMEONE BOUND TA TAKE A LOOK
I'M YOUR MAN CHILD
LORD OF THE THIGHS-YEAAH

YA MUST A COME HERE TO FIND IT
YOU'VE GOT THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES
ALTHOUGH YOU REALLY DON'T MIND IT
I AM THE LORD OF YOUR THIGHS