S.O.S. (Too Bad)

STAGECOACH LADY
HOURGLASS BODY
MAKIN' THINGS GLOW IN THE NIGHT
WELL SHE WOULD IF SHE COULD
AND SHE'D BE GOOD IF SHE WOULD ONLY BE A LOVER
SHE'D BE OUT TONIGHT

'CAUSE I'M A BAD
AND LONELY SCHOOL BOY
AND I'M A RAT
AND IT'S TOO BAD I CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT

SALT LAKE CITY
SALT LICKIN' BITTIES
BOGUS HONEY STINKIN' A' GIN
WELL MY DADDY WAS HARD
HIS FACE WAS PRETTY SCARRED
FROM KICKIN' ASS AND PLAYIN' POKER TO WIN

'CAUSE I'M A BAD
AND LONELY SCHOOL BOY
AND I'M A RAT
AND IT'S TOO BAD I CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT
IT'S TOO BAD

AND IT'S TOO BAD I CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT

LOOSE OLD LADY
MY MAMA KATY
CHIVALRY WAS BORN AT HER FEET
WELL SHE SHOULDA THOUGHT TWICE
WHEN PA SHOWED HIS DICE
THE NIGHT SHE PUT MY DADDY TA SLEEP

CAUSE I'M A BAD
BUT LONELY SCHOOL BOY
AND I'M A RAT
AN' IT'S TOO BAD CAN'T GET ME NONE OF THAT