Eat The Rich

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WAKE UP KID IT'S HALF PAST THE YOUTH
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YEAH AIN'T NOTHIN' REALLY CHANGIN BUT THE DATE
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YOU A GRAND SLAMMER BUT YOU NO BABE RUTH
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YOU GOT TO LEARN HOW TO (Aero) RELATE
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OR YOU'LL BE SWINGIN' FROM THE PEARLY GATE
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AH GOT ALL (Aero) DA ANSWERS AND LO AND BEHOLD
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YA GOT THE RIGHT KEY BABY
BUT THE WRONG KEY (eehah) HOLE-YO
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YEAH YEAH
WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN'
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED
AND HOW I GOT TA THINKIN'
ABOUT ALL THOSE THINGS YOU SAID
ABOUT ORDINARY PEOPLE
AND HOW THEY MAKE YA SICK
AND IF CALLIN' NAMES KICKS BACK ON YOU
THEN I HOPE THIS DOES THE TRICK

'CAUSE I'M SICK OF YOUR COMPLAININ'
ABOUT HOW MANY BILLS
AND I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR BITCHIN'
'BOUT YOUR POODLES AND YOUR PILLS
AND I JUST CAN'T SEE NO HUMOR
ABOUT YOUR WAY A LIFE
AND I THINK I CAN DO MORE FOR YOU
WITH THIS HERE FORK AND KNIFE

EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
I TAKE ONE BITE NOW COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
I TAKE-A ONE BITE NOW SPIT OUT THE REST
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SO I CALLED UP MY HEAD SHRINKER
AND I TOLD HIM WHAT I'D DONE
HE SAID YOU BEST GO ON A DIET
YEAH I HOPE YOU HAD SOME FUN
AND A-DON'T GO BURST A BUBBLE
ON THE RICH FOLK WHO GET RUDE
'CAUSE YOU WON'T GET IN NO TROUBLE
WHEN YOU EATS THAT KINDA FOOD

AN' NOW THEY'RE SMOKIN' UP THEIR JUNK BONDS
AND THEN THEY GO GET STIFF
AND THEY'RE DANCIN' AT THE YACHT CLUB
WITH MUFF AND UNCLE BIFF
BUT THERE'S ONE GOOD THING THAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU TOSS YOUR PEARLS TO SWINE
THEIR ATTITUDES MAY TASTE LIKE SHIT
BUT GO REAL GOOD WITH WINE

EAT THE RICH
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR
EAT THE RICH
YA TAKE ONE BITE NOW COME BACK FOR MORE
EAT THE RICH
I GOTTA GET THIS OFF MY CHEST
EAT THE RICH
I'LL TAKE-A ONE BITE NOW SPIT OUT THE REST
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BELIEVE IN ALL THE GOOD THINGS
THAT MONEY JUST CAN'T BUY
AN' THEN YOU WON'T GET NO BELLYACHE
FROM EATIN' HUMBLE PIE
I BELIEVE IN RAGS TO RICHES
YOUR INHERITANCE WON'T LAST
SO TAKE YOUR GREY POUPON MY FRIEND
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS